Meet the Team

  • Mr. Simber Me Timbers

    “CEO”/NON-HUMAN RESOURCES

    His job is to keep us sane… mostly.

  • ZANE

    LEAD GRAPHIC ARTIST

    Basically, if it's related to trippy music or pop culture, I'm losing sleep to make art inspired by it.

  • SIR CRANKER OF HAWG

    MARKETING AND MEDIA/BRAIN ROT RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT

    Who knew shitposting could become a profession?

  • LUKE SIDEWALKER

    BRAND COORDINATOR

    LUKE HAS SINCE THWARTED HIS CIGARETTE ADDICTION AND HAS RESPONSIBLY PIVOTED TO SEA WEED.

  • CHAD THE WET SCORPION

    PUBLIC RELATIONS

    QUITE POSSIBLY THE SICKEST THING WE’VE EVER FUC*ING SEEN and THE REASON WE DO ANYTHING.

  • O’SEAN

    LUKE SIDEWALKER’S SEA WEED DEALER